maladictive asked: dude did i ever tell you that i headcanon talia using bruce's shaving razors bc helloooo she's not a hairless orientalized white dude's dream, and he wakes up one morning, goes to take a shower and stares at his package of shaving tools, which were NEW and UNOPENED last night just waiting for him to use and talia's sitting in the jacuzzi like 'beloved, come feel my legs and how soft they are suddenly, it's fantastic' ehehh
oh my god talia jumping into bruce’s bed and waking him up super early just so she can be like
FEEL MY LEGS
If I may share my slightly shameful kink - Talia shaving/convincing Bruce to shave his legs. Because shush, beloved, I’ve always wanted to see what it’d feel like on someone else.