Pairing: Tim/Kon, Bruce/Clark, eventual Jason/Damian/Steph
Summary: The world of Batman suddenly becomes a musical drama based on ‘Bye Bye Birdie’. Crossdressing shenanigans! Robin romance! Family bonding! Bad-Robin trolling! Serious people getting drunk!
Notes: This is set in a universe where Bruce returned from time later than canon, and Jason and Steph have been essentially brought into the family proper.
I also blame Kitty for this in part, for encouraging this crack monstrosity.
“Damian was not in a good mood. As if being assigned yet another crossdressing mission wasn’t bad enough—damn Grayson for thinking this was funny!—but he had once again been forced to seek help from the only female he was on relatively good terms with who could actually help him do this convincingly.”
All the batsibs (except Cass, but I expect she’ll turn up eventually) working together and trolling the shit out of each other and everyone in their way. It’s amusing as hell.